On behalf of humankind, universe, I’d like to apologize for what happened to Ripley. He was born a cute little puppy. And then the people who adopted him wanted to kill him because they were too stupid to realize that … he would grow into a big dog…. Ripley was a good dog. He didn’t want to fight. But he did it to please his master. He didn’t want to attack a human being, but he did it to please his master. You know, it wasn’t Ripley’s fault that his … master was cruel and selfish. Like all dogs, Ripley only saw the good in people. Dogs are like that. People should take a lesson